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How To Be Interesting
how to be interesting

How to be interesting? Tough question. Usually, when people want to be "interesting" they want to be funny. They want to be the life of the party where people hang on their every story. Everyone has been funny at some point in their life. To become interesting, it’s your job to find your funny. Think about the time's people have laughed at you or with you. Build on those moments. Are you a person that has a subtle humor or dry humor? Being funny is about confidence, owning your jokes and finding your audience.

Guess what? Not everyone thinks I’m funny. When they don't, I find a group that does find me interesting. I find friends that mesh well with my personality. If you’re like, “No, I'm not funny and I don't want to try to be funny.” Here are some tips to show you’re interested without being funny.

HIGHLIGHT YOUR SKILLS

Highlight your skills and intellect. If you have no intellect or skills find you some! If you're a musician or you know a crap about volcanoes, use that to your advantage. Be confident because people like friends that are passionate. They like learning from people who are smart or have a skill set they, don't have. They'll be like “wow that's so sexy, interesting and cool.” Trust me, you play it confident enough and you'll find someone that find that sexy. 

BE A GOOD LISTENER

If you feel that you’re boring become a good listener. Be a person invested in others. In learning about others they'll feel more connected to you. People tend to be in competition to talk. Often waiting for the moment to jump in with their "point." Be the person that listens, asks questions and cares. That is a rare trait that people find attractive. Since people love to talk about themselves. If you're a person that helps them tell their story they're going to find you interesting. They’ll want to be around you because you are fueling their ego. People love to have their ego boosted!

There you have it! You don’t have to be funny to make friends and be interesting. You need to find what fuels you and invest in listening to others.

WATCH THE VIDEO: HOW TO STOP BEING BORING

What are some tips for people who feel they’re boring? Let me know in the comments!

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3 TIPS TO GET OUT THE FRIEND ZONE
3 tips to get out the friend zone

How to get out of the friend zone? So, you've fallen deep into a friendship with your true love. It's not too late to turn it around and get out of the dreaded friend zone. In fact, I'm going to give you three tips on how to make the girl you like see you as more than a friend.

STOP BEING AVAILABLE

Guys in the friend zone tend to be available all the time. They’re the guys you depend on. The best friend that's always there. So your ass, as the guy in the friend zone, needs to fall back. Stop being so available when she needs you. Don’t be on call for her, she's not your girlfriend. She's your friend, leave her alone and take time for yourself. Find your own hobbies, don't be so connected with hers. This is about not overextending yourself and saying no sometimes. At the end of the day, the guy she likes, is probably not helping her move. He's the one ignoring her and that's what she likes. So you need to be the guy that says, “you know what? I can't help you this time.” You'll feel better about yourself when you do!

MAKE A DRASTIC CHANGE

Next up, you have to make a drastic change. Remember, this is what you want. If you want her to see you different you have to change. This change can be physical. You can start working out more. It can be style related or you can get a new hobby. I'm not telling you to change. But if you want this friend zone action out of the picture they have to see you in a new light. If you think this sounds like too much work and I'm pretty sure it is. Remember, at the end of the day, this may not even be worth it. 

MOVE ON

The last way to get out of the friend zone is my favorite because it has to do with you moving on. Date someone new and cute. Guarantee if your friend has feelings for you, you’ll see the jealousy. Girls can't hide it. They’ll talk about the new girl you're dating. Ask you questions about her etc. If you're not ready to date someone new. Since you're so hung up on the girl that friend zoned you. Then here's the weak way to do this. Find her best friend or girl in her circle that she knows. Start telling her about liking this girl. If your friend is like “oh my god! I'm so excited for you. Let me set it up!” Abort mission. You're not going to ever get out this friendship.

Getting out the friend zone is rough. Ultimately it's up to the girl whether she see's you as more than a friend. Do you want to wait for that? It's best to cultivate the friendship for what it is. A friendship. I want to give one final disclaimer. A last ditch effort If none of this works. Disappear for three to five years and don’t be in her life. It worked for Ryan Reynolds in "Just Friends."

WATCH THE VIDEO: GET OUT THE FRIENDZONE

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LIE GIRLS TELL GIRLS
Lies girls tell friends

This is for the ladies, this one is for you. We’re going to talk about the number one lie that girls tell their friends about dudes. If you’re wondering if a guy’s into you. You will talk to your group of girls. You'll be like, “yo, I really like this guy I don't know what's up with him?” Your friends will say something like, “oh girl, you know he’s intimidated by you!” It'll usually be some version of that or you're so much woman or he's into you but doesn't know it yet. Some bullshit to make you feel better.

What happens is, you do feel better. Then you keep dealing with this fuckboy instead of letting him go. I mean, he told you one thing but he's acting a different way. That's why you're asking for advice. Listen to what he says, because he told or hinted that he's not ready for a relationship. Then your friends lie and make you confused. I'm sorry to break it to you, but he’s not that into you. If he likes you and he's into you, he will let you know. It's that simple.

Your friends don’t want want to break it down to you like this because they don’t want to hurt your feelings. They don't want to see you cry on the floor or snot dripping out your nose at the bar. Especially when we're trying to have a good time. So we're leaving you thinking “you're too much woman for him.” Believe me, there's a big difference between a guy that's super into you and a guy that's using you when he’s bored. Anytime you hear a girl say, “he's intimidated by you” even if you hear him say it. I want you ladies to read it as fuck that guy and move on.

WATCH THE VIDEO: GIRL LIES

What are other lies that friends tell each other? Let me know in the comments!

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How To See Her With No Makeup
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We’re going to talk about, how to see a girl without makeup. This is a special request from one of my viewers in relation to dating. I understand that with all the makeup tutorial videos you guys see the magic that we can do with makeup. I've had guys I’m dating want to see what I look like without my makeup. Let’s be honest, most guys don't understand how makeup works. They don't know how much makeup you have on until you take it off. Here are some sneaky ways to see her without makeup:

SLEEPOVER

In dating, anything that involves a sleepover is a good way for you to see her without makeup. Say you're about to fall asleep you ask her, “hey are you going to take your makeup off before bed?” This will work because she knows you notice she's about to go to sleep with her full fucking face beat with makeup. So, she'll do a half-assed face wash but kind of keep her eyeliner on or some shit.

SHOWER PLAY

If you've been dating for awhile and have passed the hookup phase. You can mention how you’d love to shower together. Say, “I've always wanted have sex in the shower.” Once you’re in the shower that water will hit cause it's hard to avoid water in the shower. Play around in the shower awhile. I mean it’s still fun! Then when the time strikes, take a wash cloth like you're helping her clean. Be sexy about it then wipe her face clean.

BUILD HER UP

My last advice which is the most important is to build her confidence up. Let her know you don't care what she looks like without her makeup. That you think she's beautiful and that you love her personality. Mean it when you say it! If you’re trying to hit it and not date. Then you’re an asshole if you use this move. But it’s okay if you curious because you care about this girl and want her to be vulnerable with you. Once she opens up to you without makeup you can do something like a fart to ease the mood. I'm kidding don't fart.

I don't know where I'm taking this... it was a weird request. I wish there was an equal topic for girls. Like find out about his dick print in sweats. Don’t forget you can just tell her you’d like to see her without makeup once in awhile. Remember wearing makeup is her decision, not yours!

WATCH THE VIDEO: GIRLS WITHOUT MAKEUP

LADIES WHAT IS SOMETHING YOU WANT TO KNOW ON THE GUYS? LET ME KNOW IN THE COMMENTS AND MAYBE I'LL DO A VIDEO!

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NO NEW FRIENDS
No New Friends

We're going to be talking about an observation that I made after graduating college. Which is, it’s damn near impossible to make friends, especially with the opposite sex, as an adult. The friend zone collection that you’ve grown and cherished since high school. It dies and dries up. I’m not saying it’s impossible to make friends. The quantity and speed which you make them diminish.

My reasoning for this is, in high school and college you're surrounded by people. You're put in groups, you go to parties and you walk to class. Meeting people everywhere you look! Then you graduate, jump right into a job and yes you can make friends at your job. But let’s be honest, you're working, you're fucking paying bills and this shit is hard. Adulting is fucking hard. You're tired all the time, you're fucking tired. Do you really want to spend time making friends? Especially if you're part of the single as fuck crew. In that case, you’d rather date than make friends.

Speaking of dating, not a good place to find friends. Letting you know now. So, the next time you meet someone through a dating app and think "I don’t want to hook up but they’d make a great friend." STOP. They don’t want to be your friend. They're not there to be your friend. They don’t have time for that and they’re TIRED too. The last thing they want to do on their day off. When they’re trying to get it in, is hang out with you. Their new friend. Believe me, they already have friends remember? They hardly see them cause they're tired.

If you’re in high school or college collect as many friends as you can. Then once you graduate you can make more friends through those old ones. It’s not impossible, but it’s harder than you think. You have to think strategically if you want to achieve these post college friends.

The more I analyze this, why would you even want more friends? They're a lot of work. But, some of you want them. Because you love to having people in the friendzone whether to paint your house or walk your dog. To you I say, don’t give up hope! In this crazy matrix of life, you can make friends! Even if everyone is dating and tired of this shit.

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Have you found that it’s harder to make friends as an adult? Let me know in the comments! 

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New Year's Resolution Fail!
Fuck New Year's resolutions

To start off this year, I decided to forgo any lie to myself that I would complete some absurd New Year's Resolution. In fact, I just didn't even try. If you remember last year, I wrote: "New Year's Resolution's That Don't Suck." I must say I was successful in completing most of those. Though, I set the bar pretty low. Haha

I'm a firm believer that if you want to change something, you should do it in that instant. Example if you decide you're going to start working out. Then go run, that day. Don't leave it for "Monday," or in this case "New Year, New Me."

Still, in having fun with the idea of New Year's Resolutions. I did a video explaining the top three resolutions you should have for yourself. Flipping the switch on the usual.

1. Fluctuating Weight - Accept the fact that sometimes you might be a few extra pounds than you'd like to. That's okay, embrace that sh!t.

2. Accept your Singla AF status - You might find the love of your life or you might be single all year. That's okay, just have fun and put yourself out there. Don't place so much pressure on yourself.

3. Make tiny changes - The smaller, the more attainable the goal. Once you can get these little changes down. It will be easier to tackle the big goals. 

That's pretty much it! See? Those resolutions look easy and they ARE easy. I still won't do them, but maybe you will. hahaha

To get a more in-depth look at these resolutions check out my latest YouTube video, "New Year's Resolution Fail!"

Do you have any New Year's Resolutions? Let me know in the comments!

Scared of Santa
Scared of Santa

As a child, I loved the holidays. It was always full of wonder and fun. Christmas growing up was in Denver Colorado. Which meant a white Christmas with snow. I remember when I had my first Christmas in Los Angeles. It was a surreal experience. It didn't feel like the Christmas' that I was accustomed to. I missed the smell of Christmas. The smell of fresh snow. It's a distinctive smell that wraps you up in the holidays.

Regardless, no matter where I celebrated Christmas. One thing ran true, my fear of Santa. It was a love/hate relationship. I loved that he brought me presents. I hated that he had to break into my house to do so. I was a weird child, I don't know why I was so scared of him. Maybe because he was a stranger.  That's the reason I couldn't sleep on Christmas Eve. Not just because of the presents. But also because Santa, the jolly terrifying man, was coming. I  didn't want any conversations or Christmas adventures. Just leave the presents and go, Santa.

My latest video shares my fear of Santa in hilarious detail. Make sure to check it out below:

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

Secrets Girls Do On Dates
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There's excitement when it comes to dating someone new. You build them up in your head and they either surpass expectations or fall flat. When it comes to sex, women have the decision-making power. I find nothing wrong if you're a lady that likes to be a freak in the sheets on the first date or wait it out for awhile. Either way, the temptation is real AF sometimes. Especially when trying to hold out on sex for a few more dates. 

If you're, a guy, wondering, "will you get laid?" Here are some secrets girls do, on dates, to hold out a little longer.

1. DON'T SHAVE OUR BODY - Yep that's right, we become furry animals. Especially when we're not ready to invite you to pantyland. The weather could be 90 degrees. We might show up to the date in long sleeves, skinny jeans, and knee-high boots. All to cover up the chastity belt of protective body hair.

2. BODY CONSCIOUS DRESSES - Wearing a dress that hugs the body. Under that tight dress, is the second layer of skin called Spanx. This constrains rolls, bulges and that cake we ate before the date. If you thought it was hard to unsnap a bra. Don't even get started on this, you'll lose the battle. 

3. PROFESSIONAL GRADE MAKEUP - For me, I have many different makeup looks. One of them includes "don't touch my face." Means my eyebrows are on fleek and my lipstick is impenetrable. Chances are if she has a lot of makeup on. She doesn't feel like leaving an imprint it on your pillow. When I know sex might be going down, I wear lighter makeup.

Disclaimer - these secrets are to help us stay strong. They don't always work. Which can, of course, lead to funny stories and great sex. I'm just letting you know, if you encounter these situations, don't get your hopes up.

Check out my latest YouTube video, "Will I Get Laid?" - which breaks down these points in funny detail.

Are There Any Secrets I Missed? Let Me Know In The Comments!

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Film Chat: Wonder Woman and Sonic The Hedgehog
Wonder Woman Trailer and Sonic the hedgehog

Film Chat this week, we talk about, the new Wonder Woman trailer and theSonic The Hedgehog movie. With my quirky side notes and thoughts added in for good measure. Which includes talking about my childhood crush on Alvin, from Alvin and the Chipmunks.

What I've seen in the new Wonder Woman trailer so far. I like what it can bring to the DC cinematic universe. I wasn't a fan of Batman v Superman (I had big hopes). Though the trailer was amazing - Suicide Squad didn't live up to it's potential. That's where I hope Wonder Woman fills my DC void. Patty Jenkins, is the director (yay girl power) and Gal Gadot looks like she's giving her all. So, please DC let this be the start of a great cinematic universe.

The Sonic the Hedgehog movie has been in development since 2014. Recently production got back up and rolling with the addition of Tim Miller.Who was going to Direct the sequel to Deadpool. Well, after creative differences with Ryan Reynolds, he's jumped ship. He's now going to Executive Produce Sonic. Which follows the character from the video game series. This film will be a mixture live action CGI hybrid. Which I can only hope means more "Jungle Book" and less "Smurfs." I loved this character growing up. Wouldn't mind seeing the film take on Sonic, Knuckles and Tails.

To get a more in depth view on these movies make sure to watch the YouTube video!

What do you think about the new Wonder Woman Trailer and Sonic the Hedgehog Movie? Let me know in the comments!

Top 3 Reasons You're Single (LADIES EDITION)
Top 3 Reasons You're Single

The main question running through you're mind when you're Single AF is... WHY? But WHY? I've already gone over places that you can find some damn dates with your lonely ass. Now I'm going to hit to the core. I'm going to give you the top 3 reasons you're part of the SINGLE AF CREW. This edition is for the ladies or anyone that identifies with being a lady. I got you all covered. 

Top 3 Reasons You're Single AF (LADIES)

1. You're Mean AF in da Club/Bar - If you're going out to a bar or club. Recognize that you're in a social environment. That means that people will try to talk to your ass. I'm not saying you have to entertain everyone that walks up to you. But gotdamn at least be courtesy when turning someone down. Be a little more open minded when meeting people. 

2. Cockblocking Girls Nights - These nights can be fun as hell. They can also bring a new realm of cockblocking. When you're doing Girls Nights with single or married friends let them know. "Hey I'm single so if I talk to a guy let me." Which is ridiculous to say, but I've seen many a cockblock from a girl's night. Usually a guy comes up to the group then the mother hen of friends says "HEY WE'RE HAVING GIRLS NIGHT. LETS GO" while dragging you away. Good job, you've sustained your single afness for another night.

3. Gotta Love Yourself - You have to love being with yourself. This makes other people enjoy being around you too. When you learn to be okay with being single you gain confidence. You get to know yourself better and you know what you bring to a relationship. 

The main takeaway from the Top 3 reasons you're Single is just to be a kind person. Go into your day wanting people to see the best version of you. Watch my latest YouTube to get the full rundown.

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