LIFESTYLE: AM I VEGAN?!
I recently made the switch to a Vegan lifestyle. I use that term loosely, because there's a lot of different Vegans out there. I'm a level one Vegan. Which means, I'm doing it for health and vanity reasons. Saving animals is just an awesome bonus. Yay animals! I'm a Level one Vegan to the point I call myself, "Vegetarian with Vegan tendencies."
In my newest YouTube video I discuss my journey into becoming a Vegan. The struggle is real but worth it. Here are a preview of the thoughts I share about this Vegan adventure:
1. I don't fuck with tofu. I've tried it - up, down, sideways, fried, and grilled. I gave it a good shot and I hate tofu.
2. I need some Vegan rules or commandments. There are so many types of Vegans we need to clear this shit up in the most basic way possible. Please for the sake of people trying to jump into this lifestyle.
3. If there is an Animal Apocalypse. I'm safe. I might even become the Queen of the animals. Which that is worth it right there. You should become Vegan for that point alone.
4. You're going to fucking miss cheese. To the point of dreaming about it. Vegan cheese is not cheese. It's a sad distant cousin to cheese, but it's not cheese. I'm on a mission so far Cashew Cheese and Trader Joe's Vegan cream cheese is the only option I fucks with.
You can watch the full take on becoming a Vegan in my latest YouTube video. Where I also ask the hard hitting question, "If you find a unicorn in the woods, is it a unicorn?"